Why did the Democrats use it? Because “Literally Anywhere Else” was too honest for a campaign billboard.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Saving the best laugh for last!