Why did the young associate get held in contempt? He responded to the judge’s ruling by saying, “OK Boomer.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
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The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
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