2011 Classic: The Firewall

Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”

Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/16/2010 05:33Standard classic. Never gets old.

@N64_GoldenEye09/12/1999 01:45Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Flash_Animator04/03/1999 11:15I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/01/2015 01:59Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Wild_Thornberry10/23/2006 08:32Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Prestige_World_W10/31/2002 17:53Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Animated_Mail_G06/29/1995 17:07The spinning envelope told me to come here.