2019 Archive: Worst Actress
Why Hilary Duff? For a performance that was so “dead on arrival” it actually matched the theme of the movie. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2019 Archive: Worst Actress
2019 Classic: The Tequila
One shot to forget the decade, two to start the next one. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Tequila
2019 Archive: The “I Don’t Know Him” Defense
Why did the President say it about so many people? To prove that “Selective Memory” is the most important skill for a 21st-century leader. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The “I Don’t Know Him” Defense
2017 Legacy: The Siri/Alexa Rivalry
What happens when a lawyer has both? He makes them sue each other for “unauthorized eavesdropping” and bills for the mediation. Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Siri/Alexa Rivalry
2017 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
Why so many “Slow-mo” clips? To make sure the taxpayers feel like they’re watching an action movie instead of a budget report. Part of the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
2017 Vintage: The Amazon Buys Whole Foods
Why was there “Artisanal Kale” in the office vending machine? Because Jeff Bezos decided that tech and overpriced asparagus belong together. Part of the 78… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Amazon Buys Whole Foods
2017 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Nintendo Switch? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “switched” his loyalty to the highest bidder.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
2017 Classic: The Bodak Yellow
Why was the woman at the resort so confident? Because Cardi B told her she didn’t have to dance, she just had to make “money… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bodak Yellow
2015 Vintage: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Scared Computer
2015 Archive: The X-Ray
“Your bones are fine, but your digital aura is looking a bit low-battery.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision… Read More »2015 Archive: The X-Ray