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2017 Legacy: The Siri/Alexa Rivalry

 What happens when a lawyer has both? He makes them sue each other for “unauthorized eavesdropping” and bills for the mediation.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/16/1996 12:59I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Net_Neutral_9510/29/2003 03:43This is why we need the internet.
@QuickTime_Viewer05/04/2012 04:55Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Titanic_Jack06/18/2009 16:10I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Donny_V_ShutUp01/18/1996 09:37Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Nu_Metal_Kid06/15/2010 01:01I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Prestige_World_W10/31/2013 09:02Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Excite_User_9710/11/1997 06:49This site is very exciting!

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