Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
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As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!