1999 Legacy: The Jim Carrey Snub
Why wasn’t he nominated for The Truman Show? Because the Academy is still afraid that if they give a comedian a trophy, he’ll try to… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Jim Carrey Snub
1999 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Compassionate Conservatism”
Why did he use that phrase? Because it was like “Diet Soda”—it promised all the flavor of the original, but with none of the guilt.… Read More »1999 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Compassionate Conservatism”
1999 Classic: The “What’s My Age Again?” Question
Blink-182 has made it socially acceptable for grown men to run through the streets in their underwear. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The “What’s My Age Again?” Question
1998 Archive: The Armageddon Scenario
What’s the difference between the asteroid in Armageddon and a lawyer? You can actually hire Bruce Willis to stop the asteroid. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: The Armageddon Scenario
1997 Archive: The Final Joke
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the 1997 New Year’s Eve party? He wanted to get a “high” start on 1998. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Final Joke
1997 Legacy: The B-2 Spirit Operational Status
Why did the B-2 finally become “Operational” in 1997? Because after 15 years, the Air Force finally found a hangar air-conditioning system expensive enough to… Read More »1997 Legacy: The B-2 Spirit Operational Status
1997 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Adoption Crisis
Looking at a plastic keychain digital pet with complete confusion and asking why the grandchildren are crying over a pixelated chicken that “starved to death”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Adoption Crisis
1996 Legacy: The Bus Driver
“Move to the back of the dark room, please!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: Shaq’s Magic Boombox
Why was Kazaam a target? Because Shaquille O’Neal proved that while he can dunk a basketball, he can’t quite land the “rhyming genie” performance anyone… Read More »1996 Vintage: Shaq’s Magic Boombox