Why did the B-2 finally become “Operational” in 1997? Because after 15 years, the Air Force finally found a hangar air-conditioning system expensive enough to keep the stealth coating from melting off.
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Laughing is as laughing does.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Actually, it IS a cool story!