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1997 Legacy: The B-2 Spirit Operational Status

Why did the B-2 finally become “Operational” in 1997? Because after 15 years, the Air Force finally found a hangar air-conditioning system expensive enough to keep the stealth coating from melting off.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Cast_Away_Wilson03/22/2007 05:34WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Forrest_Gump_Running11/24/1997 05:18Laughing is as laughing does.
@Linux_Distro_User08/06/2011 05:28Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Heathers_Winona10/02/2001 19:12Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Dancing_Baby_9605/06/2006 17:05Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Bernie_Mittens08/25/2011 12:23I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Cool_Story_Bro09/25/2006 18:28Actually, it IS a cool story!

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