Blink-182 has made it socially acceptable for grown men to run through the streets in their underwear.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
A joke for the end of the world.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!