2004 Legacy: The Tactical Flashlight Hype
Why did everyone buy a SureFire? Because in 2004, if you couldn’t blind the enemy with 100 lumens, were you even “Operator” enough? Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Tactical Flashlight Hype
2004 Legacy: Martha Stewart
Why did prison suddenly become stylish in 2004? Because Martha Stewart went behind bars and probably taught the guards how to make hand-woven shivs out… Read More »2004 Legacy: Martha Stewart
2004 Vintage: The HMO Gym
The only equipment is a pen to sign your life away. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era… Read More »2004 Vintage: The HMO Gym
2003 Vintage: The Monster-in-Law
She saw the trailer. She told me my mother is exactly like Jane Fonda. I told her that’s a compliment. It wasn’t. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Monster-in-Law
2003 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving seven consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2000 Classic: The Budget Burn
Why Battlefield Earth? Because $73 million is a lot to pay for a movie that looks like it was filmed in a garage. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The Budget Burn
2000 Legacy: The Survivor Obsession
Why was the breakroom so quiet? Everyone was trying to figure out which coworker they would “vote off the island” first. Part of the 73… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Survivor Obsession
2000 Legacy: High Fidelity
Why was the brother making a “Top 5 Side Dishes of All Time” list? Because John Cusack taught him that everything in life must be… Read More »2000 Legacy: High Fidelity
1999 Classic: The “What’s My Age Again?” Question
Blink-182 has made it socially acceptable for grown men to run through the streets in their underwear. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The “What’s My Age Again?” Question