Why was the UK election like a weird marriage? Because the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats had to move in together at 10 Downing Street, even though the only thing they had in common was not being Gordon Brown.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Twitter (X) Final Form
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2023 Classic: The "Oppenheimer" Void
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
Not bad. Not bad at all.