I’m still quoting Liam Neeson every time someone takes my pen at work. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Taken (Still Talking)
Why the button? For proving that Sam Raimi’s best work involves an old woman, a goat, and a lot of disgusting fluids being thrown at… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Drag Me to Hell Cake
“I’m aging backwards!” “No, you’re just acting more immature every year. There’s a difference.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Benjamin Button
Why did the boss start wearing a black turtleneck and talking to a virtual assistant? He watched Iron Man and now thinks his assistant, Brenda, is “J.A.R.V.I.S.”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Iron Man CEO
I’m “displaying” my favorite apps. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
Jordin Sparks is giving us life advice. I’m currently on step zero: waking up. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “One Step at a Time”
Someone wants to stay in our spare room. My wife said, “Only if they’re willing to listen to you talk about Iron Man for three hours.” Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Airbnb
“I’ll change it, but it needs to be infused with hickory smoke.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises… Read More »2008 Archive: The Chef
Why was the Grandpa talking into his shoe? Because Steve Carell brought Maxwell Smart back, and “Missed it by that much” became the catchphrase for… Read More »2008 Classic: The Get Smart Gadgets
Why was the “fruit fight” so intense? Because BlackBerry released an ad smashing an apple, but Apple just responded with “The App Store.” Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Apple vs. BlackBerry
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