Why was the gift delayed? Because the internet saw Sonic’s “human teeth” and bullied a movie studio into spending millions to make him look like a cartoon again.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
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In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!