I’m still quoting Liam Neeson every time someone takes my pen at work.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
You must construct additional laughs!
This is the future of humor!