Why was the Grandpa talking into his shoe? Because Steve Carell brought Maxwell Smart back, and “Missed it by that much” became the catchphrase for every firework that didn’t go off.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!