2015 Archive: The X-Ray
“Your bones are fine, but your digital aura is looking a bit low-battery.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision… Read More »2015 Archive: The X-Ray
2015 Archive: The “Work from Home”
(Wait, that’s 2016). Fifth Harmony is already warming up. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The “Adventure of a Lifetime”
Coldplay as monkeys. 2015 is a very “CGI Primate” year. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘AirPods’ in… Oh wait, it’s 2014, those are just regular earbuds.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
2013 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Movie 43? Because it’s 12 short films, and every single one of them is competing for the title of “Worst Thing Ever Filmed.” Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: Worst Picture
2013 Classic: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2013 Classic: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2012 Vintage: The Miguel Cabrera Triple Crown
Why did baseball fans tip their caps? Because Cabrera became the first player in 45 years to win the Triple Crown, making the old-school stats… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Miguel Cabrera Triple Crown
2010 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glossy”? Because in 2010, if it didn’t look like it was covered in liquid glass, it wasn’t modern. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
2010 Vintage: The Launch of Square
Why was there a little white cube in the phone? Because Jack Dorsey gave every coffee cart and flea market vendor a way to take… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Launch of Square
2010 Archive: David Cameron & The Coalition
Why was the UK election like a weird marriage? Because the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats had to move in together at 10 Downing Street, even… Read More »2010 Archive: David Cameron & The Coalition