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2010 Vintage: The Launch of Square

 Why was there a little white cube in the phone? Because Jack Dorsey gave every coffee cart and flea market vendor a way to take credit cards, officially killing the “Cash Only” sign.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2010 “Tablets & Total Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd04/18/2011 13:37The farce is strong with this one!
@Linux_Distro_Fan07/15/2006 18:30Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/09/2004 05:16I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@American_Psycho_P01/26/2004 15:53I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Double_Rainbow_G04/07/2000 13:29What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Space_Background11/15/2014 22:02The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Second_Life_Avy05/28/1997 23:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Stick_Death_Fan04/30/1997 01:50Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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