2008 Classic: The Benjamin Button

“I’m aging backwards!” “No, you’re just acting more immature every year. There’s a difference.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »

@Napster_King02/13/2008 12:53I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@N64_GoldenEye10/14/1998 21:23Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Forrest_Gump_Running02/23/2003 07:59Laughing is as laughing does.

@Trinity_Matrix12/04/1995 14:06Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Memento_Guy03/27/2014 06:46Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Boxxy_Queen03/17/1997 15:28I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@I_See_What_You11/05/2009 07:22I see what you did there. Clever!