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2000 Legacy: The Survivor Obsession

 Why was the breakroom so quiet? Everyone was trying to figure out which coworker they would “vote off the island” first.

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness06/20/2007 07:34I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Voodoo_3dfx01/19/2006 07:56The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Diva_Plavalaguna04/26/2014 18:57The highest note of humor!
@E_T_Phone_Home12/31/2013 02:36E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Search_Scout_9906/29/2013 19:30Scouting the web for gems like this.
@LonelyGirl15_F11/18/1997 07:24Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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