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2004 Legacy: Martha Stewart

 Why did prison suddenly become stylish in 2004? Because Martha Stewart went behind bars and probably taught the guards how to make hand-woven shivs out of Egyptian cotton.

Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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