Why did he use that phrase? Because it was like “Diet Soda”—it promised all the flavor of the original, but with none of the guilt.
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
As if! This is too funny.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Classic. Simply classic.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.