Why so many “Slow-mo” clips? To make sure the taxpayers feel like they’re watching an action movie instead of a budget report.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I see what you did there. Clever!