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2017 Vintage: The Amazon Buys Whole Foods

 Why was there “Artisanal Kale” in the office vending machine? Because Jeff Bezos decided that tech and overpriced asparagus belong together.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9902/14/2008 15:58Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Dreamcast_Gamer08/09/2000 15:41Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/05/2011 04:56Smooth joke, very smooth.
@DragonBall_Z_G09/04/2002 12:59His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Rick_Roller_0706/08/2003 17:15Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Salad_Fingers_F04/27/1995 01:43I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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