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2019 Archive: The “I Don’t Know Him” Defense

Why did the President say it about so many people? To prove that “Selective Memory” is the most important skill for a 21st-century leader.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The "Golden Age" Branding
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/30/2009 18:36Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@SpiderMan_Tobey12/18/2001 11:02With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Backstreet_Fan09/23/1999 15:21I want it that way... the funny way!
@Clueless_Dionne01/29/2014 01:25Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Gladiator_Proximo03/24/2009 20:01Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan07/03/2015 13:29Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Dancing_Baby_9608/27/1998 10:29Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Badger_Badger_M07/20/2003 19:48Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Facepalm_Master06/02/2003 01:19I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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