2019 Classic: The Tequila

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

@Hotmail_Original08/14/1997 23:47Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/18/1999 07:04Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Cyber_Security_X11/03/2013 11:47Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/14/2011 05:04Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Mocking_Sponge06/12/2008 22:43mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Digg_Submitter_0503/15/2014 06:23Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Boxxy_Queen02/27/2015 12:09I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!