2002 Archive: The International Criminal Court
Why did the U.S. refuse to join the ICC in 2002? Because they didn’t want a judge in the Netherlands deciding whether American foreign policy… Read More »2002 Archive: The International Criminal Court
2002 Legacy: The World Cup Final Ref Pierluigi Collina
Why were the players scared of the ref? Because his eyes were so intense they could see into your soul and tell if you were… Read More »2002 Legacy: The World Cup Final Ref Pierluigi Collina
2001 Vintage: The Hat
I’m a head. I’m just “capped.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Coffee Shop
Why did the espresso keep checking its watch? Because it was “pressed” for time. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Archive: The Coffee Shop
2000 Classic: The Malcolm in the Middle Premiere
Why was the middle child so loud? Because he finally had a TV show that represented his struggle to get the last burger. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Malcolm in the Middle Premiere
2000 Legacy: Mission
Impossible 2: Why was the vampire doing slow-motion backflips? Because John Woo directed the sequel, and even the undead needed more doves and explosions. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: Mission
2000 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound Alarm
Ripping the telephone cord out of the bedroom wall jack because the family computer started making a metallic screeching noise that sounds like a mechanical… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound Alarm
2000 Archive: The Final Word
She said, “New year, new you?” I said, “New year, same me, just with a better phone.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Final Word
1999 Classic: The CD-Burner Speed
Why was 8x better than 4x? You could burn a “Back-up” (mix tape) in under 10 minutes. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The CD-Burner Speed
1998 Classic: The Courtroom Sketch
Why did the lawyer complain about the artist? “You made my nose look like I’m lying!” (He was). Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Courtroom Sketch