2010 Archive: The Sebastian Vettel Rise
Why was the “Red Baron” replaced by a “Finger”? Because Vettel became the youngest F1 World Champion in history, starting a Red Bull dominance that… Read More »2010 Archive: The Sebastian Vettel Rise
2010 Vintage: The Neil Patrick Harris Streak
Why did he win two awards that night? Because being Neil Patrick Harris is a full-time job consisting of being awesome. Part of the 41… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Neil Patrick Harris Streak
2010 Classic: The “Written in the Stars”
Tinie Tempah just brought British rap to the global charts. 2010 is a good year for “epic” choruses. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Written in the Stars”
2010 Classic: The Resignation of Larry Summers
Why did Obama’s advisor leave? Because after two years of saving banks, he decided Harvard was much safer than the White House during a recession.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Resignation of Larry Summers
2009 Classic: Up (Pixar)
Why was there a bunch of balloons tied to the mailbox? Because the first ten minutes of the movie destroyed everyone’s emotions, and we all… Read More »2009 Classic: Up (Pixar)
2008 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Burt Reynolds for In the Name of the King? Because the Razzies have a standing reservation for Burt whenever he wears a cape. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2007 Vintage: The Walk Hard Parody
Dewey Cox just ruined every musical biopic I’ve ever seen and I’m perfectly okay with that. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Walk Hard Parody
2007 Legacy: The “Surge” Fatigue
Why were the politicians tired? Because talking about a war is much more exhausting than actually fighting it (according to the politicians). Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Surge” Fatigue
2007 Vintage: The MP3 Music Invisibility
Looking at a tiny silver audio player and refusing to believe it holds twenty country music albums because you cannot physically see any tape spinning… Read More »2007 Vintage: The MP3 Music Invisibility
2007 Legacy: Epic Movie’s Parody
Why was it a target? For proving that putting “Movie” in the title doesn’t make it one, and that referencing a popular film is not… Read More »2007 Legacy: Epic Movie’s Parody