2014 Legacy: The Uber “God View”
Why did the lawyer sue Uber? He claimed their “God View” tracking was a violation of his right to “ambulance chase in total anonymity.” Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Uber “God View”
2013 Classic: The Password
I’m “locking” my phone with a fingerprint now. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Michigan vs. Louisville Final
Why was the “Block” clean? Because Peyton Siva and Russ Smith led the Cardinals to a title, but everyone still talks about that Trey Burke… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Michigan vs. Louisville Final
2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE Blanket
Why was the salesman happy? He finally had “True 4G” and could download a 100MB PDF in the time it took to sneeze. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE Blanket
2012 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” coming out of my shell. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Noah
2011 Classic: The Melancholia Planet
Why Lars von Trier? For a movie so depressing that a giant planet hitting Earth felt like a relief compared to the wedding at the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Melancholia Planet
2011 Legacy: The American Horror Story Teaser
Why the whispers? For a show that promised to make us all terrified of our own basements and rubber suits. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2011 Legacy: The American Horror Story Teaser
2011 Legacy: The New Year’s Eve 2012
Why was the traveler looking at the Mayan calendar? Because 2011 was the year of “YOLO,” and he wanted to make sure he lived his… Read More »2011 Legacy: The New Year’s Eve 2012
2011 Archive: The 2011 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so emotional yet loud? Because we were caught between Adele’s soulful tears and Skrillex’s digital screams, all while we watched… Read More »2011 Archive: The 2011 Final Music Vibe