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2021 Classic: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.

Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2021 “Bitcoin Bewilderment, Patient Portal Panic & NFT Nonsense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken10/13/1996 21:08Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Discman_Skipper01/29/2001 22:51Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Web_Master_Flex02/08/2003 12:30I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/31/2009 15:52The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Dial_Up_King08/24/1995 10:02Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Project_Mayhem03/10/2008 00:25Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/18/2010 19:39A joke for the end of the world.
@Bebo_Lover_0509/08/2015 22:01Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@David_After_Dent03/17/2006 16:15Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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