2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? / Careful… if I say it one more time, you have to let me in! Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice
2024 Legacy: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it must be ‘tinned fish’ themed.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat Summer”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Chef
2023 Classic: The Tequila
One shot to feel like Barbie, two to feel like Ken. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Classic: The Tequila
2023 Classic: The Pedro Pascal
Why was the traveler “slapping” his own face? Because he saw the “Pedro Pascal Eating a Sandwich” meme and he wanted to feel that 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The Pedro Pascal
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Wrap-Up
She said 2022 was a year of “heightened awareness.” Mostly awareness of how much I still need to fix in the guest bathroom. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Wrap-Up
2022 Archive: The See How They Run
I told her I’m a sleuth. She told me to “sleuth” out where the smell in the garage is coming from. Part of the 62… Read More »2022 Archive: The See How They Run
2022 Classic: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Classic: The Bug
2022 Classic: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a different platform. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo
A girl starts singing “Drivers License” while crying over a vodka soda. The bartender says, “Congratulations on the license, but maybe don’t drive home tonight.”… Read More »2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo
2021 Vintage: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s just a pill-shaped piece of hope.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Generic 2