2012 Vintage: The Turtle

I’m “slowly” coming out of my shell.

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@Pixel_Addict02/07/2001 04:13LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@QuickTime_Viewer10/18/2012 05:21Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher07/10/2008 11:12I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/18/2013 01:35I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Party_On_Garth04/20/2014 10:05I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Woman_Yelling_C01/23/2000 07:52The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Ring_Member_9806/17/1996 16:22Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Captain_Obvious08/19/1999 19:25This is a comment on a funny joke.