2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo
A girl starts singing “Drivers License” while crying over a vodka soda. The bartender says, “Congratulations on the license, but maybe don’t drive home tonight.”… Read More »2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo
2020 Archive: The “Blinding Lights” Fan
“I’ve been on my own for long enough… maybe you can show me how to change the bulb.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Blinding Lights” Fan
2019 Vintage: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2019 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Skin win? Because 20 minutes of intense drama is the best way to make the audience feel absolutely terrible before a commercial break.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
2018 Vintage: The Glow Snub
Why no trophies for the wrestlers? Because the Academy still doesn’t realize that 80s spandex and hairspray are the peak of dramatic art. Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Glow Snub
2018 Classic: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive… Read More »2018 Classic: The Refresh
2017 Legacy: The iPhone 8 vs X
Why was the traveler so confused? Because he bought the iPhone 8 in September and felt “old” by November when the X came out. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The iPhone 8 vs X
2017 Classic: The SoundCloud Rap Explosion
Why the face tattoos? Because Lil Pump, XXXTentacion, and Lil Uzi Vert proved that you didn’t need a label—just a distorted beat and a very… Read More »2017 Classic: The SoundCloud Rap Explosion
2017 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I spin.” “Then stop standing on the fidget spinner.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution”… Read More »2017 Archive: The Knee
2016 Archive: Stranger Things
Why were we all obsessed with Eggo waffles and 80s synthesizers? Because in 2016, a girl named Eleven proved that friends don’t lie, but they… Read More »2016 Archive: Stranger Things