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2000 Classic: The Malcolm in the Middle Premiere

Why was the middle child so loud? Because he finally had a TV show that represented his struggle to get the last burger.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy06/01/1997 19:47Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Voodoo_3dfx10/16/2009 19:03The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/05/2001 20:47You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@HotBot_User02/21/2000 06:49Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Trogdor_Burn09/05/1999 23:58Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Net_Neutrality10/10/1998 09:42Equality for all jokes!

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