Why Lars von Trier? For a movie so depressing that a giant planet hitting Earth felt like a relief compared to the wedding at the beginning.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
Why was everyone sweating? Because Luca Guadagnino proved that a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being "Just Ken" is a full-tim...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
Saving the best laugh for last!