2006 Legacy: The Laptop Trackpad Gestures
Why was the worker scratching his screen? He heard about “Multi-touch” and got confused. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Laptop Trackpad Gestures
2006 Vintage: The Pirates 2
A guy asks for a “Dead Man’s Chest.” The bartender gives him a shot of rum and a wooden box. Part of the 75 Bar… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pirates 2
2005 Archive: The Shadow
I’m “lurking” in the background of the vlog. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Archive: The Open
2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls
Three girls walk into a bar on a Wednesday. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you.” The girls ask, “Why?” The bartender says, “You’re… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls
2003 Classic: The Poet
“A vacuum of glass, a ghost of a wire.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Poet
2003 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Saddam’s Gold Toilet Myth
Why were the soldiers looking for them? Because if you’re going to occupy a palace, you might as well check the plumbing for loot. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Saddam’s Gold Toilet Myth
2003 Legacy: The 50 Cent “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” Explosion
Why did everyone want to be in the club? Because 50 Cent and Dr. Dre created an album so powerful that even your grandma knew… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 50 Cent “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” Explosion
2003 Archive: The Shrek Quote Echo
The principal announcing a school-wide ban on yelling “Are we there yet?!” in a Donkey voice during the entire forty-minute bus ride to the museum.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Shrek Quote Echo