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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander08/22/2004 23:55C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@GameBoy_Color01/21/2007 05:09Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Myspace_Tom03/16/1996 03:11I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Toy_Story_Buzz10/01/2006 14:38To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@X-Gen_Mark01/24/2000 10:50This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Beavis_Butthead11/06/2007 09:32Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/27/2001 16:40You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!