Why were the soldiers looking for them? Because if you’re going to occupy a palace, you might as well check the plumbing for loot.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!