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2003 Classic: The Saddam’s Gold Toilet Myth

Why were the soldiers looking for them? Because if you’re going to occupy a palace, you might as well check the plumbing for loot.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes04/20/2005 05:32Standard classic. Never gets old.
@PalmPilot_Pro07/06/2000 21:23Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Gopher_Explorer01/09/2006 05:32Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Burning_CDs09/21/2007 14:32I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
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@Wayne_World_Ex11/10/2015 14:29Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
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