Impossible 2: Why was the vampire doing slow-motion backflips? Because John Woo directed the sequel, and even the undead needed more doves and explosions.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: Elemental
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2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
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2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
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2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
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2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
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2023 Vintage: M3GAN
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2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.