2004 Archive: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@ModemWarrior05/30/2010 03:38I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/04/2001 12:33I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Napster_User_9907/28/2010 19:47Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Kazaa_Leecher09/30/1995 14:53I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Clans_Leader_9905/11/2008 22:43Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Mondo_Media_X06/30/2004 06:51Top tier web animation humor!