Why was there a bunch of balloons tied to the mailbox? Because the first ten minutes of the movie destroyed everyone’s emotions, and we all wanted to fly our houses to South America to escape the relatives.
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2023 Vintage: Threads Launch
Why did everyone sign up and then immediately forget about it? B...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
You must construct additional laughs!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.