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2009 Classic: Up (Pixar)

 Why was there a bunch of balloons tied to the mailbox? Because the first ten minutes of the movie destroyed everyone’s emotions, and we all wanted to fly our houses to South America to escape the relatives.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
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2025 Classic: Customized Carols
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2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
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2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
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 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Ron10/02/2013 07:02Bloody brilliant, mate!
@SoulSeek_Fan03/26/1999 15:52Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Numa_Numa_Guy06/24/2012 07:06Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@PopUp_Blocker_X08/16/2014 23:59I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Railgun_Sniper12/15/2010 13:05I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Protoss_Pylon01/16/2007 21:40You must construct additional laughs!
@Me_Gusta_Face09/05/1999 03:32Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Retro_End_User10/19/2009 08:51The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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