Why did the lawyer complain about the artist? “You made my nose look like I’m lying!” (He was).
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I am crying... with laughter!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
This site is very exciting!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.