Why did the U.S. refuse to join the ICC in 2002? Because they didn’t want a judge in the Netherlands deciding whether American foreign policy was “art” or “a crime.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
True story! I was there!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.