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1999 Classic: The CD-Burner Speed

 Why was 8x better than 4x? You could burn a “Back-up” (mix tape) in under 10 minutes.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Modem_Meltdown11/01/2004 22:41My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Frasier_Crane07/20/1999 15:30I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Melrose_Place_Fan02/21/2003 22:52Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Shrek_Donkey02/14/2005 05:30And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Donnie_Darko_8810/16/2001 07:31Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Party_On_Garth08/22/1997 08:10I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Anchorman_Ron11/12/1995 17:14I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

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