2016 Archive: The Frog
I’m “leaping” over fences (don’t do that). Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)
Why was a superhero movie so rude? Because in 2016, Deadpool proved that you can break the fourth wall and the box office as long… Read More »2016 Archive: Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)
2015 Legacy: The Adele “Hello” Comeback
She said “Hello from the other side,” and 300 million people realized they haven’t called their grandmother in three years. Part of the 68 Observational… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Adele “Hello” Comeback
2015 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Mandatory Fun? Because Weird Al Yankovic had the first #1 comedy album in history, and the Academy had to “get weird.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Comedy Album
2015 Legacy: The Link
I’m “sharing” the latest trailer for the sequel. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on my personal brand. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive archive.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Buffer
2014 Legacy: Pharrell Williams’ Hat
Why was it so big? Because the song “Happy” played so frequently that Pharrell needed a giant hat just to store all the royalty checks.… Read More »2014 Legacy: Pharrell Williams’ Hat
2014 Classic: The Brave Potato
Why did the potato go to school? To become a “smart-tater.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Classic: The Brave Potato
2013 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new ergonomic scalpel?” “No, I just finally quit drinking ‘Four Loko’.” Part of the 57 Doctor… Read More »2013 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands