Why did the baker go to the bank? He “kneaded” some dough.
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!