I’m “leaping” over fences (don’t do that).
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
My followers need to see this!