1999 Vintage: The Tiger Woods 1999 Earnings
Why was his caddie the richest man in golf? Because Tiger was winning so much money the banks were asking him for a loan. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Tiger Woods 1999 Earnings
1999 Legacy: TiVo
Why did Dad stop complaining about commercials? Because he got a “Digital Video Recorder” that allowed him to pause live TV—a miracle more impressive than… Read More »1999 Legacy: TiVo
1998 Vintage: The Watermelon
I’m a summer breeze. I’m just seeding the lawn. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The Computer (Part 2)
She thinks “RAM” is what she does to the back of my car when I don’t park correctly. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Computer (Part 2)
1996 Archive: The Fugees (The Score)
Why was Lauryn Hill “Killing Me Softly”? Because her voice was the only thing that could drown out the sound of everyone trying to learn… Read More »1996 Archive: The Fugees (The Score)
1996 Classic: The Business Casual Rise
Why did the man wear khakis on Tuesday? He was a “Corporate Rebel” ahead of his time. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Business Casual Rise
1996 Archive: The Movie
We took her to see Twister. Halfway through, she leaned over and said, “I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve caused more damage than… Read More »1996 Archive: The Movie
1996 Archive: Best Female Rock Vocal
Why did Alanis win for “You Oughta Know”? Because nobody wanted to risk her writing a song about them if she lost. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: Best Female Rock Vocal
1996 Classic: The Office View
Why is the lawyer’s office on the top floor? So he can look down on humanity without leaving his desk. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »1996 Classic: The Office View
1995 Vintage: The Operation
I asked if the operation was successful. He said, “I don’t know, I’m still looking for my watch. Have you seen it?” Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Operation