1998 Vintage: The Watermelon

I’m a summer breeze. I’m just seeding the lawn.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Friends_Lover01/20/2001 13:34Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/10/2011 14:47Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril08/06/1996 18:43He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/24/2011 17:48That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Gremlins_Gizmo01/18/1995 15:17Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@CompuServe_Classic05/18/2010 04:15Premium humor for premium members.

@YouTube_Beta_User06/29/2001 21:32I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/04/2004 12:09I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!