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1999 Vintage: The Tiger Woods 1999 Earnings

Why was his caddie the richest man in golf? Because Tiger was winning so much money the banks were asking him for a loan.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness12/01/2015 05:09I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@XFiles_Spooky_M12/09/2015 02:49Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Motherboard_Max04/11/2012 03:15This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Project_Mayhem02/27/2002 07:42Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan08/01/2001 17:13Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Liger_Owner_X05/14/2009 11:14It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@First_World_P02/14/2001 17:36My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Ermahgerd_Girl08/09/2013 14:11ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Bernie_Mittens09/30/1999 21:23I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Deal_With_It_G09/02/2006 15:16Deal with it. This is gold.

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