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1996 Classic: The Office View

 Why is the lawyer’s office on the top floor? So he can look down on humanity without leaving his desk.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9703/14/2010 19:08Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/24/2015 11:02I am crying... with laughter!
@Mini_Me_Rocks09/21/2014 17:39... (Laughter in silence).
@Animated_Mail_G03/09/2010 11:57The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@YouTube_Beta_User04/20/2000 17:10I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Browser_War_V04/03/2013 19:24Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Retro_End_User11/29/2005 07:05The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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